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I actually got up to quite a lot in April, despite having just started a new job. Partly because I had four days off for Easter, and I finally took the plunge and ordered both decorating paints and art paints to start that hobby off.Switch
I also bought a Nintendo Switch and a capture card, so I've been both playing in private and streaming a couple of games when I've been feeling more sociable. I've also been streaming some art, more on that below!Painted living room
I'd been putting off decorating the living room because I assumed that the ugly wallpaper was there to hide a really badly-finished wall. But something spurred me to actually check if this was the case, and it turned out to be finished pretty nicely, so I basically binge-stripped the whole wall
I also realised that putting off waiting to buy paint samples until I could go to the stores in person was silly because the swatches on the front are only ever about as accurate as my monitor would reproduce the colours, so I just ordered a bunch and picked my favourite of those.
It took five coats(!!) to fully hide the patchy colour on the wall, but I'm so pleased with how it turned out.
The only downside is that it totally confuses my webcam, making me quite blue!AMPDG: Beach trip!
The AMPDG I picked this month was to "go to the beach in whatever way is possible (real beach, imaginary beach, watching a beach film whlie lying on a towel in swimwear, etc…)"
I'd been formulating this plan since it last came up in the selection a few months ago, though I picked a different option that time.
I filled up several bits of kitchenware with salt water, set up a towel by the radiator, then changed into my swimsuit, put on the old sunglasses I'd found floating in a river during a hike in Kauaʻi, and sat back with a book and glass of orange juice.
I didn't actually stay there that long (the floor was uncomfy!) but it was a good excuse to do a photo shoot if nothing else!Fluid art
I made four more acrylic pours this month, and I feel I'm finally getting a feeling for the right consistency of paint, and I've been keeping notes too! I streamed the first one and the last two, which was nice to show off what I was doing, though sometimes the need to wait a bit to see how the paint spreads out makes it less ideal for that. For the final two I also recorded the stream, which meant I could look back and basically review the pour and see what I could do differently next time to better get the effect I wanted. (Mostly: stop tilting so much!)
I also bought a blow-torch! They help to reduce air bubbles on solid colour, and encourage cell formation in mixed areas. I may also use it to make a crème brûlée at some point… but for now I just used it on these final two, which I did in one session.Gardening
April was COLD. (No, really.) It started snowing just as I was finishing planting my cauliflowers out, and three of the eight died due to frosts the next couple of nights. I haven't planted anything else out since.
Inside I have a squash plant ready to be hardened off and sweetcorn, both regular and mini-pop varieties, of which four out of twelve have germinated. Some oregano and courgettes are still waiting to germinate.
The dragonfruit has lengthened its single branch, but I didn't take any photos.Friday outings
My new job gives us a "wellness and creativity day" every other Friday, which they specifically encourage us to do things unrelated to our current workload, and management have set examples by going out cycling or walking, or reading, that sort of thing.
So taking that example, I took my bike out on one Friday morning and went somewhere I hadn't been before, eastwards on the river Trent. The next wellness day I walked the furthest I have walked from my house, to Bramcote Hills, which is my local high point at 107m (oh dear!).
I took my camera and got some nice photos.
New camera lens
In my entry for last month I took some starscape photos one evening while Mars was close to the Pleiades. I would have loved to get some closer up photos of the Pleides in particular, so after I got my new job offer I did some research and treated myself to a second-hand Sigma 18-250mm F3.5-6.3, which has a lens about four or five times longer than my longest lens which was then my 18-55mm kit lens.
Naturally the weather wasn't great at night for the rest of the month, so I haven't taken any night sky pictures with it yet (and the nights are getting very late now…) but I have discovered that I'm absolutely loving it for wildlife photography.AMPDG: Paint a ceiling
For AMPDG this month I had to "paint a ceiling". I made a twist on it and painted my loft hatch into a sky roof.
I'm pretty pleased with how it came out! Next time ("Next time") the sky could do with being a mite lighter, but I'm very happy with the clouds.Acrylic pours
I attempted two acrylic pours (where you put paint into a cup and empty it onto a canvas) this month, for the first time, after seeing some youtube videos and being enamoured with the effect. It's harder than it looks!
These were my first two attempts, though I don't have a good photo of after they dried, where the left one got very dark (and the canvas wasn't wholly covered anyway) and the right one, which was my favourite, unfortunately cracked during drying due to me making the paint too thick. I will attempt something in a similar palette again soon!Chocolate truffles
Work had a couple of virtual away days in my second week of the job. One of the activities was a guided live cello meditation that I'm quite tempted to buy the pre-recorded version of at some point since it was excellent (and scheduled quite close to when I would normally take an afternoon nap, so worked well in that sense too).
The other activity of note was a chocolate truffle making experience. We had some chocolate cooking buttons posted to us and had to buy some dairy or coconut cream ourselves. The live lesson itself wasn't so great (it turns out I ice my cakes with basically truffle mixture already) but before the lesson we were told to temper the chocolate, with instructions, which I'd never bothered to try before.
I used the cheap analogue thermometer that came with a cheese making set my parents bought me a few years ago though they gave the impression that "liquid but cool to the touch on your lips" was adequate. Dark chocolate tempered at about 31°C; milk at 29-30°C.
My tempering seemed to work since the chocolate coating we put on the truffles was a little shiny and didn't bloom overnight, so that was satisfying. What was a surprise was how quickly the chocolate solidified once it started to; I ended up having to chisel a fair amount out of the bowl afterwards!Dragonfruit update
The single branch continues to grow pretty quickly! Here's a photo from the start and end of the month
Here's a close-up of the tip using my fancy new lens03-in-03
Since I knew I'd be starting my job and probably quite busy in April as a result, I moved my normal 04-in-04 short story challenge to March instead, and wrote three in the couple of weeks before my job started.
I haven't put them online this year because I'd like to keep them back in case I want to submit to an actual publisher of short stories (I've been looking around but haven't found one with submissions open at the moment) and they don't accept ones that have been online publicly beforehand, but if anyone wants to read them, I'd be happy to send them across.
Ruins (2791 words): A teenager works through her broken relationship with her sister while visiting an urban ruin. (Modern fantasy/supernatural.)
My life as a sapient collection of fish (1848 words): a new lifeform attempts to find a kindred spirit. (I have no idea what genre this is.)
Untitled sci-fi/zombie story (1198 words) about an astronaught trapped on a crashed ship with an infected crewmate. (Sci-fi/horror maybe?)
The first two stories went extremely well (from a writing point of view, at least) and I'm very happy with them. The third was a slog and probably would need a lot of tidying up to be worth submitting anywhere.
The dragonfruit's doing well! It's grown quite a lot this month:
I still have an infestation of fungus gnats, but they don't seem to be affecting the plant. I've been holding off watering it to suppress the population (it seems likely I was overwatering it to begin with) and I've put down some mosquito bits which should activate when I next water.AMPDG: Make a painting without using your hands
For AMPDG I picked the task that asked me to "make a painting without using your hands". I considered setting up something so I could stomp my feet over a large bit of paper, but I felt like I would have had to order in quite a lot of stuff for that, so I settled on using my mouth to hold a paintbrush, and use my existing acrylic paints and A5 textured paper from a very old kit.
(I also reused some of the sponge cut-outs I made for decorating my poang chair just for the background.)
After I asked for drawing suggestions on Twitter, Emily suggested a dragon, which suited me just fine.
Here's the final result, which took a little under an hourSundae and Up & Go
On my way back from the pharmacy I passed a pub that had put out a box of old pint glasses on the pavement, labelled 'FREE'. I took one of the glasses home with me, and after thoroughly washing it, decided to make an ice cream sundae using it. By coincidence I had a Sainsbury's delivery soonafter, so I added the necessary ingredients onto that.
I made Pecan chocolate brownies and added vanilla ice cream, some pink marshmallows, wafer biscuits, chocolate syrup, and squirty cream. It didn't entirely fill up the glass, but I feel like I made a good effort out of it!
In the same Sainsbury's order I'd added two cartons of Up & Go, having seen it being used on Taskmaster New Zealand earlier in the year, and being curious as to what it tasted like. They both tasted good, half way between a malted milkshake and a regular milkshake. The strawberry one in particular tasted very much of strawberries. I would have them again, though they didn't quite keep me full between breakfast and lunch.Taskmaster for Emily's Birthday
For Emily's birthday, Pete and Matt had got hold of the Taskmaster Play At Home pack (which, if I forget to say later, I'd thoroughly recommend) and we played it over webcam, with Pete taking the role of Taskmaster.
The first task, if you don't mind the spoiler, was set 30 minutes before we joined the webcam meeting. It was to dress up in the most surprising outfit. Most surprising outfit wins.
Having had some ideas floating around my head since Rossum's Universal Robots party last month, I went straight for the tin foil, silver nail varnish, and a touch of silver makeup:
I won the task! Fortunately the Taskmaster allowed us to get changed afterwards.Woods and Stars
I've been visiting the local woods more often lately, since the sun has been setting at convenient times to work around the restriction on sunlight I have due to laser. I've had quite a few nice walks at or shortly after sunset, and even got a rainbow on one walk
The snowdrops just about made it out by the end of the month, so I got some nice photos of those too
On the third of March, Mars would be at its closest position to the Pleiades for several decades, but the forecast was bad for that week, so I took advantage of the last clear night in February to go up to the hill where, it turns out, it's usually pretty isolated from any street lamps. I got some nice photos of the stars
The evening reminded me to have a look for longer lenses for my camera, and (spoiler alert for March) I've ordered one now. We'll see how it performs…Food and Gardening
I made vegan carbonara (using sauerkraut juice!) and it was really nice!
I sprouted some mung beans, and had them in a stir fry.
Emily sent me a Norwegian waffle maker(!!) so naturally I had waffles a lot, including for Pancake Day, which it had arrived just in time for!
I also made my Gardening list for the year, and got some cauliflowers and broad beans planted.
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Outside: a few spinach plants poking through the weeds, also a terrible germination rate; my broad beans ("Express") which seem to be doing really well!; one of the four cauliflowers barely hanging onto life; and the single asparagus that pops up each year, of unknown origin.A raised bed, with a scattering…broad bean plants in a beda tiny cauliflower plant, very …a single asparagus shoot, in fr…
Also inside: the single squash and single courgette that has germinated so far, which are being hardened off this week and will be planted out at the weekend, next to the tray of sweetcorn, which I am really hoping will germinate more than three out of sixteen as it gets warmer.plants on a windowsill
Garden update! Today (left img) I planted out the second batch of carrots ("Caracas") after the first batch (some generic start-a-garden variety) totally failed. I also planted some sunflowers ("Solar Eclipse") in pots—inside (right img) to give them the best possible chance.A flower bed, currently looking…Four pots of soil on a windowsi…
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